Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Soccer...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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gay marriage.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Anti Joke

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