What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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