Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

knock, knock. come in.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Scene:restraunt Me:can I have a coke please? Waiter:sorry we don't have any, is Pepsi ok? Me:is monopoly money ok?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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