Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Spotto

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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obama's promises

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Wade

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pickle juice?

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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