- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

A women president

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

womens rights

I can Nazi

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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