Why did the jew die Really...

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Twenty-Four

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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