- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

I can Nazi

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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