What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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What is cold? Winter

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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