There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

knock knock ... no one was in

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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