Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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