Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Nock Nock It's open.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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The cow went moo

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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