what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Obamacare haters

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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