why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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