I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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