- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

I saw a poor man named rich

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

I lost my tractor.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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