- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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