Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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