- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

I hate black people. Because their black.

Guess what.. chicken butt

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

Womens Rights.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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