1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Your Mom.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Wombat monkey juice.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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