Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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