What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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whats 2+2? 4

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Women have the right to vote.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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