Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

fack me!

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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