Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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