Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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brandon ya twwat

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Pickles

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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