How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Jews

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The WNBA.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Women's rights

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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knock, knock come in

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Anti Joke

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