- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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