My tractor broke down.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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