Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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obama

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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