- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

This sentence is false.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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