what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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You're Adopted.

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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i cant think of one.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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fack me in the ace! CC

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Michael Brown

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Your Mom.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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