An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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An asian without a future.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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Anti Joke

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