Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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