- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

What's up brah brah

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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