- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

The Pope

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Girls

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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