Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Obama

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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