In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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hey guys what's up?

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What is cold? Winter

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Penis

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