why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Your time.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Anti Joke

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