- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

Women's rights.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Black people

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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