Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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