- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

The Braves win the N.L. east

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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