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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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