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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Oh my God! A talking dog!

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

YA MAM, is a very nice person

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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