Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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