im black

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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I pooped my pants

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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