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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

im black

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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