Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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You're Adopted.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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