a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Michael Brown

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Trashcan!

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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