Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Land Rovers

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

where wally? wallys a myth.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

modern love

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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