- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

The Holocaust.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Women.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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