- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A disabled man walks into a bar.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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