- Anti Joke

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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