- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

A: B: No pun intended.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

She said no

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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