girls basketball

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

I am a n1gger.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Penis

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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