What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What is 8 times 4? 32

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

What's the difference between a duck

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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