What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Snooki

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Dogs

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

Anti Joke

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