Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Anti Joke

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