- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

whats a dick a dick

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Your time.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Mitt Romney penis

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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