- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Tell you something funny.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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