Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Men's Sports

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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