Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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