- Anti Joke

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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