Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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