Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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