Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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shauns beautiful

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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wood cant chuck wood

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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