Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Gorden Brown.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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