What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Cancer.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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AIDS

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no

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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