- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

squirrels with massive bonerss

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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